Your President Speaks!

Today, at theWhite House (after taking the day off yesterday).

Stop Investigatin’ Me!

The House of Representatives has wasted valuable time on a constant stream of investigations, and the Senate has wasted valuable time on an endless series of failed votes to pull our troops out of Iraq.

What The Initial Bill Said We Got To Do

After going alone and going nowhere, Congress should instead work with the administration on a bill that puts poor children first; a bill that will take care of the poor children that the initial bill said we got to do; a bill that would stop diverting money to adults.

A Call For Bipartisanship

I know some on the Democrat side didn’t agree with my decision to send troops in, but it seems like we ought to be able to agree that we’re going to support our troops who are in harm’s way.

5 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. Total Asshat. Would that it were possible to erase the actions of his miserable presidency from my memory, but I’m afraid they’re lasting scars. Total Asshat.

  2. It’s the Democratic side, you idiot.
    And we wouldn’t have to spend time investigating him if he hadn’t spent the last seven years fucking up everything he touched, spreading corruption and cronyism into the farthest reaches of the Federal Government.

  3. “I know some on the Democrat side didn’t agree with my decision to send troops in, but it seems like we ought to be able to agree that we’re going to support our troops who are in harm’s way.”
    That fucker!!! The Democrats do support the troops–more that you do, asshat!!!

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