Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Ouch. A piece of bad news wrapped up in protein.*

Influenza virus: Approximately 100 nanometers in size.
Me: Approximately 1.75*109 nanometers in size

So how is it that something so tiny can make me feel so very, very awful? Lousy not-quite-living jerks. I’ll have more in a few days, when I feel like moving again.

*Thank you, Sir Peter Medawar

6 thoughts on “Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

  1. Soprano says:

    Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
    Little bastards.

  2. jeffrey says:

    This is a scary flu season. EVERYONE is getting it. I’m especially freaked having readJohn Barry’s excellent book on the 1918 flu. This many infections with such a wide geographic dispersal is scary.

  3. hoppy says:

    Jude, when I was working for a living, taking sick leave so soon after starting on the job was equivalent to resigning. So, I look forward to more posts forthwith!

  4. slim says:

    My boss swears you can kill the flu by boiling onions in 151 rum, and drinking the elixir left after you strain out the onions. But then he’s an 80-year-old crank from the Malvinas.
    I guess if the onion-rum elixir doesn’t kill you, the flu won’t have a chance.

  5. Monkeyfister says:

    I just got over it, myself.
    Nothing fun about it at all.
    The pain really IS the key symptom with this flu. I never knew such fever ache, before.
    I got over it in in three days. Put a tsp of Turmeric in Green Tea with honey and drink it every four hours to keep the virus out of your lungs.

  6. pansypoo says:

    oh, my new VA ebay epal just got over it. nasty.
    i understand flu is bad this year.

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