If seen, please contact the proper authorities.
What did happen to this dumb-ass three-level terror alert system, anyway?
Yes, I know that, technically, there are five levels, but if you never use two, then you effectively have a three-level system.
We haven’t heard anything about this dipshittery since the last election cycle. Somehow, I think we may become reacquainted with this bad idea in the near future. Whaddya think?