Teh Interwebz Are a Disgusting Place

This is how I dress when I log on to Teh Interwebz.

So, here I am, poking around at theCrack Den, lookin’ for something interesting.

You know, just being the virtual equivalent of an innocent bystander. Then, I seethe following:

Blind Squirrel

Byron York’sHair finds a nut.

I’m focusing on an irrelevant issue, but the presence, or non-presence,
of Johnston on the stage tonight strikes me as important. It’s one
thing for delegates to be understanding and compassionate about the fix
these two teenagers have gotten themselves into. It’s another to
actually celebrate it. And, given what we’ve learned in the last few
days, if Johnston is up on stage with his girlfriend and the Palin
family, and Republicans are wildly cheering, it will certainly look
like they are celebrating this situation.

I don’t usually engage
in these scenarios, but I’ll do it here. If the Obamas had a 17
year-old daughter who was unmarried and pregnant by a tough-talking
black kid, my guess is if that they all appeared onstage at a
Democratic convention and the delegates were cheering wildly, a number
of conservatives might be discussing the issue of dysfunctional black

Which, of course, is a good point, but did Atrios have to mention “Byron York,” “Hair,” and “nut” in the same sentence? I’m gonna wake up screaming every night for a month.

Thanks, pal.

5 thoughts on “Teh Interwebz Are a Disgusting Place

  1. …I’m not sure, but I think I may be a bit disturbed that Byron York’s hair and I agree on any matter, much less this one. I’ve been thinking since Sunday night that the announcement by a Democratic candidate of impending grandparency courtesy of an unmarried high school-age daughter would have resulted in bellowing howls of disapproval by the wingers, calling the Lord’s eternal damnation down on candidate and spouse for the abject but typically liberal failure to instill proper moral values in the wayward young lass.
    Whole chunks of the country would break off and drifted out to sea from the overpowering mass trembling of righteous indignation were said Democratic candidate to trot said wayward young lass and newly-minted fiance out onto the national stage…

  2. How do you drink with that thing on?
    Also, considering a few of the more colorful websites, you might want to add goggles. Thick ones. Pitch black.

  3. Also, you have your iso suit on and it’s not Monday.
    We’re going to have a talk later about how much you’re getting to like the feel of latex.
    Unless you sleep in it, of course.
    That would only be prudent.

  4. The true face of McCain is that he is now exploiting a minor child, by pushing him in front of the TV cameras, where we can all see what a unmarried teen father looks like. The poor kid was embarrassed to death. Unless I am mistaken, this act by McCain will soon be denounced by the entire “family values” party.
    Does anyone else remember the days when Democrats were ascendant and the newsmedia didn’t dare publish photos of minor children caught in even petty crimes?

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