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I’m Sorry You Suck So Hard

Jesus tits, Peter LaBarbera.

I hate being called a homophobe. It has such an ugly connotation. Its
especially unpleasant because, as a Christian, I’m supposed to have a
reputation for loving people, not hating them. So I’ve worked really
hard over the years to try to get the homosexuals to stop calling me a
homophobe…

As usual with the wingnut welfare set, it’s not what you are, it’s what you’re being called that bothers you. Even racists know being a racist is a bad thing, so they try to make it about you being a name-caller, which is when I stop arguing and start looking for non-mission-critical objects to break. Here’s an idea, Peter: If you want to not be called a homophobe, stop, you know, BEING ONE.

Is it me or is the majority of wingnut commentary devoted to making simple things unnecessarily complicated? I mean, you want to not be called a homophobe, I get that. Why not stop acting like two chicks living together is the end of the fucking world? Wouldn’t that be easier than writing endless screeds about how meeeeeeeeeeeeeen everybody is, going up to people asking them to stop it stop it stop it stop it, yelling ‘LALALALALAPENISDOESN’TBOTHERMELALALA” all the time? I realize getting over your issues isn’t easy; after all, I’m still working on the equivalent of a full run of National Geograpics myself. But it’s got to be simpler than THIS.

A.

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