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Let us know what you got for the shitpile, mkay?
Here is my submission:
$8.29
Henry’s buying your shit but the catch–he’s not paying for shipping. The solution: New, Never Used surplus trailers from 3 year old government shitpile. Make like a Wall Street MoFo and bundle one shitpile into another shitpile and ship it off to Washington DC!
My offer is S’s refrigerator. He’s never opened the freezer since Katrina.
You should have gone higher with the price.
From Kos, quoting the WaPo:
I’m with Kos. So we have a bunch of banks in DIRE straits, they’ll DIEDIEDIE if we don’t help them, but they’ll refuse the help if we put too many restrictions on them? WTF? That’s like saying we have a potload of people having heart attacks who’ll refuse defibrillation if we tell them that after they do get revived, they’ll have to stop smoking. Death or smoking? Which would you pick?
Come on. There is no imminent threat here. Just as there was no imminent threat from Saddam Hussein, or scary overseas terrorists talking to Americans on the phone.
This isn’t just a shitpile. It’s a BULLshitpile.
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I posted a rusty old ten-speed bike I found in the bush. $45,000.
That money is going to come in handy!
BuggyQ, I thought the same thing. Hey, guys, beggars — and you are beggars now — can’t be choosers.
Don’t want the money with our conditions? Fine. Don’t take the money. We’re happier not giving it to you anyway.
Desperate for our money? The whole world will melt down if we don’t give you our money? Then you don’t have much of a choice, do you?
We’re buying your bank, welcome to your new offices.
i posted my actual shit box. good thing i forgot to scoop the litter box yesterday.
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