DAY 36: Realizing there are 489 people working in the West
Wing, Rahm Emanuel tells his secretary to stop buying cupcakes for
DAY 35: Negotiations between the House and Senate versions of
the DC Voting Rights bill nearly break down when Senator Arlen Specter
insists on keeping his doodle of a three-legged pony in the bill.
DAY 34: During a difficult moment of a televised address,
President Obama debuts the evil-looking sock puppet that will speak on
all unpopular matters from now on.
DAY 33: President Obama still hasn’t updated his Twitter account, leaving millions of tweeple tweet-deprived for over a month.
DAY 32: Vice-President Joe Biden curses HotGunner79 for outbidding him at last minute on 1970’s Navy bomber jacket.