(713): Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was
scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so
dark. I hate Louisiana.
(570): She said I was really immature but whatever…oh by the way we
just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
(513): so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just
said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
(1-650): You’ve kissed worse.
I can’t tell if this stuff makes me nostalgic for my twenties or glad they’re over.