I admit it–this post is purely an excuse to celebrate the hotness that was the movie Witness. I mean really, Harrison Ford, Alexander Godunovand a very young and very adorable Viggo Mortensen? Three men who could actually make those silly hats look sexy…
But I actually do have a point. I remember there being this sort of renaissance of interest in all things Amish after this movie came out. Suddenly quilting, woodworking and homemade lemonade were all the rage.
Yes, I’m looking at you, Holy Joe Lieberman. The best response to an attention whore like him is to deny him that which he most craves. I realize this is an unlikely thing–lord knows, I’m not exactly practicing what I preach here–but it’s time for Democrats everywhere to stop pandering to the poop. So, Harry Reid, when somebody asks you about something Holy Joe says, it’s time for you to say, “Joe Lieberman is irrelevant.”
Or, even better, “Joe who?”
And if you appreciated the gratuitous Harrison pic, feel free to signal your favor by donating to First Draft. (Hey, if our local PBS station can air Pink Floyd concerts non-stop during pledge week, why should I remain pure? “Money…it’s a gas!”)