Feb 15 2010
4 Comments
By Stupid Republican Tricks, Tommy T

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Best laid plans” Edition

Good morning, gentle people. Well, after Kibitzer coughed up a piece of inhaled Freeper “philosophy” and got his entire home town encircled and quarantined by the EPA, I decided that there needed to be a significant upgrade in the iso chamber ventilation system.

CheapFan

p>Don’t everybody thank me at once, now. You’ll need these as well:

GasMasks

p>OK – Freepers are always full of hopes, dreams, and aspirations which (if not downright evil) are usually unpleasant and just morally reprehensible, but dreams they remain.

Perhaps it’s just because of the Magical Thinking they all seem to indulge in, or perhaps it’s because their twisted wishful thinking never had any basis in reality, but Free Republic allows them a place where no one can rain on their malevolent parade. However, from time to time, a Freeper slips up and some reality trickles in, sending them all running like vampires from a tanning bed.

This week’s Obsession is all about those wonderful moments when cant collides with…well…can’t.

First up – always use a grammar / spell checker when you’re calling a Harvard Law graduate an idiot.

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Dear Mr.
President, No we are not tired of “political pettiness!”

Feb 9th, 2010
| Jim Robinson

Posted onTuesday, February 09, 2010
12:36:37 PM byJim Robinson

Edited onTuesday, February 09, 2010
12:41:45 PM byJim Robinson.
[history]

Dear Mr. President,

No we are not tired of “political
pettiness!” And no we do not want our representatives working WITH you.

The
pettiness you speak of is our representatives standing up against YOU
and your filthy Marxist agenda and FOR our constitution and our
God-given unalienable rights!!

Regards,

Jim Robinson

P.S.

You’re stilland idiot.

Bwahaha


More homeschooling, I guess.

To: Jim Robinson

You’re still and idiot. = You’re still an idiot.

Yes you are.

Don’t try to deny it.

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posted onTuesday, February 09, 2010 12:39:27 PM
byDontTreadOnMe2009
(So stop treading on me already!)

div class=”a2″>To: Jim Robinson

The Democrat Media is framing this as the GOP blocking
bi-partisanship.The GOP is the MINORITY, they have no real power.

lol.

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posted onTuesday, February 09, 2010 12:40:53 PM
byGeronL
(Dignity is earned from yourself. Respect is earned from others.)

See? EvenFreepers are smart enough to understand this.

To: Jim Robinson

The latest talking point of the left seems to be that there
‘isn’t enough debate and discussion, only partisan bickering and we want
pettiness to end’ blah blah blah ad nauseum. The ‘Republicans are the
party of no’ mantra is being kicked up a few notches and they are trying
to paint us as petty obstructionists. Obama says all the time he ‘wants
to move forward’ and ‘We can’t afford to do nothing.’ Republicans and
Conservatives must articulate clear alternatives to what Obama is
proposing. He claims to seek ‘Common Ground’ but this upcoming Health
Care Summit is just a trap

SenatorAckbar

in which Obama will be allowed by the media
to grandstand and make Republicans and Conservatives look bad.

Don’t worry – he just wants them to stand up and read their ideas about investing Social Security money in the stock market on camera.

It will
be nothing but choreographed and rehearsed political theater. Obama will
make no compromises and only give the appearance of being ‘reasonable.’
to the public. No ‘progress’ or ‘compromise’ will be made. It will be
used to maximize political effect for Obowmao and Democrats.

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posted onTuesday, February 09, 2010 12:55:06 PM
bylmr
(God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)

…not to mention the hordes of robotic recitals of the “trap” trope for Jon Stewart to edit together and make fun of…

More Freeper Fail after the jumpitty-jump jump.

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4 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Best laid plans” Edition”

  1. MapleStreet says:
    February 15, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    RE: the posts on Iraq / Afghanistan,
    Any chance the Freepers are gonna publish that the DFHs / commie-fascist-socialist pinkos protesting our involvement were right?

  2. Interrobang says:
    February 15, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    That bit with plinyelder was heartbreaking. It makes the Republicans’ use of the term “entitlement programs” even more duplicitous —you pay into it, you are entitled to use it too. You paid for it in advance, no need to be ashamed of using it.

  3. Kibitzer 2006 says:
    February 16, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    RE: the posts on Iraq / Afghanistan,
    Any chance the Freepers are gonna publish that the DFHs / commie-fascist-socialist pinkos protesting our involvement were right?
    Posted by: MapleStreet | February 15, 2010 at 11:01

    No.
    (This has been another edition of Simple Answers to Simple Questions [apologies to Atrios].)
    –Kibitzer

  4. Kibitzer 2006 says:
    February 16, 2010 at 2:49 AM

    However, from time to time, a Freeper slips up and some reality trickles in, sending them all running like vampires from a tanning bed. [Tommy T]

    Maybe they should install a new ventilation system, and gas masks, to keep out the reality.

    Won’t it be lovely if Joe lead them in a chorus of ‘YOU LIE’! Followed by a walk out! Now that would be an event that would bring some real Hope and Change to America!! [January 27, 2010 7:20:19 AM by Kartographer (“.. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.”)]

    I’d pay good money to see it, and I’d bet good money it would bring some hope and change.
    –Kibitzer

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