Did you pray like the dickens yesterday, on the National Day of Prayer
that Barack Obama hates so much? Yeah, we forgot too. But they say
certain corners of Hell have been successfully gentrified in recent
decades, so there’s always that. Anyway, there’sanother prayer day, maybe, on May 23, and here’s the official Catalogue of Sins (PDF) that Jesus wrote on his conservative Acer PC, via theFamily Research Council.
You know, Jesus, maybe I wouldn’t have hooked up with Buddha (and it was just the ONE TIME, come on, we were on a break) if you’d put out once in a while.