I’ve been worried that I haven’t been swearing enough in my posts. We’re obviously falling behind on ourfuck quota for the year.So, I decided to link to this faintly amusing site with a fucking good name. I’m not planning to buy any of their kitsch but it may be for a good fucking cause. Fuckin’ A or is that unfuckin’ A?
Finally, exactly how does one go about unfucking something? Beats the hell outta me. Guess I’ll leave that to the philosophers among you.
Don’t they have a surgery for that, or some sort of pledge that they’ll never, ever, do that again?
I believe it involves a hacksaw and incense or maybe even a tranny with a monkey.
Little hipsters on the YouTube,
Little hipsters made of ticky tacky
Little hipsters on the Vimeo,
Little boxes all the same.
There’s a green one and a geek one
And a Buffy one and a vegan one,
And they’re all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same…
Yeah, sorry I haven’t been fucking up the fuck quota like a motherfucker.
Stupid work keeps me busy. Why can’t you motherfuckers get jobs?
it wouldn’t fix all the death and destruction but a few 25 to life prison sentences for those at fault would sure as hell make me feel better.
Seriously, I want these motherfuckers to rot in tiny rat-infested cells and I believe they deserve to with all my heart. Not very actualized of me I know but there it is
Unfortunately, it isn’t Unfuck The Gulf, but Unf–k The Gulf. Because if I’m going to scandalize the fuck out of the fucking masses by wearing the fucking tshirt, I am going to censor the word Fuck. OMG, how LOL garde of me. Sorry, I’m with Kevin on this one.
Fuck the tshirts. Let’s put the feel-good in throwing the book and many, many prison sentences at the polluting, job-killing bastards.
Kevin, I thought for sure you’d make up some new Toni Braxton lyrics…
I love it. I’d be too bashful to wear it. But I love it.
Ah it’s the old lightbulb joke. What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman,
Ans: You can unscrew a light bulb.