Good Monday morning, gentle people!
While Kibitzer’s out getting the pumps serviced, I thought we’d go back in time a bit and grab some of the overlooked drums of toxic stupidity that were skipped over for other threads – a clean-up missed in the clean-up, if you will.
Here we go!
First up, it’s – SPLODIN’ JESUS! OBAMA’s FAULT!!!
President Obama to visit Ohio; 62-foot statue of Jesus explodes…
L.A Times ^
| June 15th, 2010
Posted onTuesday, June 15, 2010 12:11:23 PM byTaraP
The White House Tuesday announced that President Obama will travel to
Ohio on Friday. Specifics of the trip have not been released yet.
other Ohio news, a 62-foot statue of Jesus exploded Monday night after
lightning struck the 6-story-tall structure. “Touchdown Jesus,” as Ohio
citizens nicknamed it, was completely destroyed.
Outside of geographical location, the two news items are probably not related.
Obama will address the nation Tuesday night from the Oval Office.
Expected to discuss the Gulf oil disaster, the president will discuss
his strategy for “containing the oil that’s leaking and cleaning up the
environment,” according to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.
Obama’s relationship with BP has cooled considerably.
don’t think the president wants to take BP’s word that everything is
OK,” Gibbs said in an interview with Fox News. “I don’t think we can
risk going forward on taking a company’s word for it anymore.”
So pissed that hedestroyed his own statue that his followers sank an enormous amount of money into?
So – is he pissed off at his followers in a Moses kind of way about the “no graven images” thingy?
Thousands of bees swarm White House
05/17/10 07:24 PM ET
A swarm of thousands of bees gathered outside the White House on Sunday morning.
The small army of insects hovered as President Barack Obama tried to leave the White House to play basketball at Fort McNair.
By the time the president returned at noon, the bees were nowhere in sight.
ZOMG! It’s Obama’s unholy minions!! Or punishment from Jeezus. Or something.
Well, obviously, they think he’s the bee’s knees.
And of course, the Commodean has to pitch in:
To: TaraPHe’s coming back.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
posted onTuesday, June 15, 2010 12:42:24 PM
(Evil can only succeed if good men don’t point at it and laugh.)
I’m betting that The Commodean ends up being shot to death with his own handgun by his long-suffering wife, after one beating too many.
Sadly, that’s probably one of the saner comments on the thread.
More nutcasery after the jumparoonie…