It looks likeGov. Fat Fuck is going to stay in Trenton, which means all the satirists are weeping bitter, albeit crocodile, tears. I know I am. No more Sal Bonpansiero or Tony Soprano jokes. Woe is me.
Because Christie is in a line of earlier candidates like Rudy Giuliani, who was not only also a Murdoch darling but also the product of the imagination of a certain kind of coastal, big donor Republicanism. To put it bluntly, as the thinking goes in these folks minds, wouldn’t the Republican party be evenmore awesome if it didn’t have all these bible-thumpers and Southern crackers? It could be even better just focusing on tax cutting and just kicking ass in general — especially unions and other whiners. In other words, like Rudy or this new guy Chris Christie.
It’s not that there’s not a parallel kind of Democrat who pines for just being able to found tech companies, chill with our gay friends and not have to get so jammed up over all this regulation and class warfare stuff. But let’s just all be honest and admit that Chris Christie is making a very smart move today (as sad as I am personally about it) since a pro-civil union, global warming believing, sharia-loving, non-Mexican hating New Jersey governor just ain’t gonna survive first contact with the GOP nominating process.
Remember, the Christie boomlet was always heavily, heavily, heavily driven by a group of big donors, the big money folks — a certain kind of big money folks. These aren’t the old school Republicans who might have backed a Romney type in the old days or maybe a Dole or Dick Nixon. The Rudy/Christie model, in its own way, is as new as Michele Bachmann Republicans, just of a very different kind.
The Mayor Combover/Gov Fat Fuck model is a loser with GOP primary voters. But it wouldn’t work in the general election either: I am convinced that very few Americans want an unrepentant prick as their Oval One. Those who run the so-called Murdoch primary, should bear this in mind. It’s why I’m surprised they haven’t turned to Huck. He may be a bible-thumper but he’s their employee. Plus, he’s not a prick.
Time for Rupert and Roger to go back to the drawing board.