OK people – Iwasgoing to take a well deserved break from slogging through page after page ot Freeper toxic sludge, but – well, you know…
So – what could possibly have happened?
This:
Mark Levin: Sarah Palin NOT running in 2012
Facebook ^ | 10/5 | Mark LevinPosted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:17:46 PM byTheBigB
Take it for what you will…posted on Mark’s page just now:BREAKING: GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN TELLS MARK LEVIN SHE IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012.
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To: TheBigBI’m crushed, but not yet sure I believe it. She tellsMark Levin?????
I know you were waiting for that personal phone call, or pay-per-view event, but it’s not happening.
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FIFY.To: cripplecreekRomney is getting the nomination. I am beyond pissed.
19 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:21:51 PM byRummyChick (It’s a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side – perfect for Obama 666)Welcome to reality.To: 2ndDivisionVetQuite frankly…I feel like a fool!Probably my fault…but a fool is what I feel like. Maybe it’s time to bury my head in the back in the sand and regroup. I am actually heartbroken. Sarah should not have let us linger so long, expressing our faith that she would come in. She was following this site, as well as her own.
Family reasons is a good fall back, butit will take a while for me to forgive myself for being so stupid!
Ego te absolvo, my son.To: TLIThis country is through. It’s all over.
You guys really ought to consider changing your sig lines. Just sayin’.To: clintonh8rWhy did she have us wait?
26 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:23:34 PM byPolitics4USBecause you morons were still sending her money? Just a guess, but it’s a pretty good guess.To: GargantuaI thought she loved America?
i feel sick to my stomach. She owes those of us who bought her books and supported her financially a explaination and an apology.
38 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:25:40 PM byse_ohio_young_conservativeYou’re joking, right?To: TheBigBCrushed is the only word
39 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:25:57 PM byNonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush’s Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)And one is the loneliest number.To: Christian4Bush4 more years… the country’s dead. I’m not even 40 and the USA is dead.
Well, there’s no sense waiting around to watch the inevitable gay/commie/socialist/black/mexican/welfare state come to fruition, is there?
.To: Reagan ManAmerica will be a 3rd World banana republic by 2016. Cain will likely win, and be as bad as Obama due to not being up to the job. He shoots from thehip lipFIFYinstead of admitting that he doesn’t know the answer, just like he did on “Right Of Return” in the Chris Wallace interview.His opinion of himselfvastly exceeds the reality.
We’re done. Stick a fork in it. I can’t believe Palin would do this to America.
What can I add to that but:
.More rending of garments, gnashing of teeth, and raising of Cain after the fol de rol…
Excellent, as always. I love to head into the week with some humor. Thanks for brqving the Freeper muck for us. Now, go wash off the crazy!
As always, a great big thank you, Tommy. No one else I know has the cojones to visit the asylum on such a regular basis.
Please, spare the duck! I watched the Jon Stewart bit on SarahPAC right before reading this, so it was twice as funny as it would have been.
Thanks.
They really have absolutely NO self-awareness, do they? Here they’ve built this image of Palin in their heads by ignoring everything she’s done in the last three years, and then, when she does something that’s perfectly in keeping with her pattern of behavior, they wail and gnash their teeth and scream about betrayal.
For Pete’s sake, guys, she ditched the governorship of Alaska after a year and a half. What on earth surprises you that she would lead you on and then fail to run for President?
I think that noose/popcorn graphic is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, and perfectly depicts my trips through the palinista blogs.
This is the best thing about Monday morning.
She quit as Governor of Alasks. In her recent interview with Greta Van Sistern, she made it pretty clear that she’s really not interested in being President (doesn’t want to be shackled and all that). I mean, how obvious does it have to be. Sarahkins knew the minute Joe McGinness’s book came out that her campaign was kaput! She just took the money and ran (which is her usual M.O. anyway). By the way, Tommy, thanks for brightening yet another monday morning(Now lay off the fucking duck, will ya!:-))
I love this one:
“She didn’t have to win…as a candidate she could have fought for us and kept our hopes and dreams in front of the country, now she is just going to be seen as a quitter.”
Now? Now she is a quitter? Dude, everyone with half a brain on Earth knew that ling ago. I never understood where the idea that she loved America came from. Everything inmher past suggests she hasn’t a charitable or civic bone in her body, yet these people continue to believe the narrative.
She collected all that money in SarahPAC and then didn’t donate to any campaigns in 2010. She quit the state of Alaska for money. She abandoned event after event when the media coverage waned.
These idiots claim to Be the voice of the Founding Fathers ™, and they can’t remember what happened last year!
Thanks again, Tommy. There should be a Pulitzer for diving in the muck.
I think this just proves Sarah Palin is smarter than any of us have ever given her credit for. Think about it:
She pinpointed her market demographic with incredible precision and prescience.
She convinced her market to give her money while she blatantly offered them nothing of substance in return. She was so good at that, that even though her market was warned, repeatedly, that she wasn’t going to deliver anything in exchange for their currency and dreams, they responded bygiving her even more currency.
She got to quit her job, stopped working altogether, contracted a few
third tier fantasy novelsautobiographies, and got an incredible raise in salary.And while every one of them is angry right now, she’s still going to make money off of them! They’ll continue to contribute in hopes she’ll run as a 3rd Party candidate, or that she’ll use SARAH
INCPAC to support Real American Candidates. Hell, she’ll be able to raise several million every four years by running this same scam on the same people.She’s really got it made.
This was simply the best Tommy T’s freeperati ever! I usually giggle, but today I was howling!
And I pity those poor people, I do. And I’m ashamed of myself.I truly am…
Thanks TommyT!
You like me!
You REALLY LIKE ME!!!!
Thanks, all…
Tommy
Tommy–
Sorry I’m late. I thought this week’s expedition was off, so I went down to patch some of those cracks in the old south-east retaining dam. Well, I’d just started chipping away at the old mortar when suddenly the whole thing collapsed.
Everything’s fixed up now.
I’m glad to see everyone got out safely.
–Kibitzer
Damn, Kibitzer. Change the batteries in your walkie-talkie! You could have drowned in the Tears Of The Freeperati.
(already trademarked as a band name)
Tommy