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  1. Tom Allen says:

    Yeah, it’s the current Administration’s stimulus plan: targeted tax cuts, deficit reduction, deregulation. Did they loan the ax to Newt after cutting Medicaid benefits, or what?

  2. MichaelF says:

    When life gives you Newt, make Newticles.

  3. Jay in Oregon says:

    “…Mr. President? The calls are coming from inside the House. THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!”

  4. adrastos says:

    Newtini time.

  5. Sandman says:

    Thought balloon over woman: “I’m gonna use this on Newt if he touches my ass one more time!”

  6. joel hanes says:

    White Witch and Chief Dwarf vow to preserve eternal winter in Narnia.

  7. liprap says:

    Newt, considering his current spouse: “Hmmmm, a new way to hack off the latest hag…”

  8. MapleStreet says:

    Newt Honie, have any of your wives ever told you that you are overcompensating for your insecurities?

  9. Is that axe from Tiffany’s?

  10. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    “You’rescaring people with that smile, Lorena!”

  11. FeralLiberal says:

    Dwarfed by Newt’s ego, but much sharper.

  12. pansypoo says:

    damn. look out narnia.

  13. Tommy T says:

    “Alternatives to Botox? Ask me how!”

  14. Evil is evil says:

    Yep, got it at Tiffany’s while the wife picked out jewelry.

  15. DJ Poptart says:

    “Let them eat generic snackcakes!”

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