Malaka Of The Week: Steve Holland

I’m trying to get my malaka of the week rhythm back. It shouldn’t be hard since there’s so much malakatude out there. This week’s “honoree” is a Mississippi State Rep who thinks the Magnolia state can rename an international body of water.

I cannot top Gambitman Alex Woodward’s vitriol so I’m gonna quote him:

Riding upon a chariot of Hummers driven by bald eagles, Mississippi Rep. Steve Holland filed a guns blazing cowboy steak of a bill, proudly waving our nation’s red, white and God-fearing blue to protect ourAmerican coastal waters. This week, Holland introducedH.B. 150 to Mississippi’s House of RepresentativesMarine Resources Committee — a bill that, in summary, would “for all official purposes” rename the Gulf of Mexico (or “body of water south of Mississippi”) the “Gulf of America.”

For all official purposes within the State of Mississippi, the body of water that is located directly south of Hancock, Harrison and Jackson Counties shall be known as the “Gulf of America.” … This act shall take effect and be in force from and after July 1, 2012.

And just in time for the Fourth of July weekend.

What tickles me about this exercise in malakatudinous futility is this douchebag’s last name: Holland. Sounds suspiciously foreign (pronounced furrin) to me so I think Rep. Holland ought to change his moniker. As it stands, he sounds like a dope smoking, red light district legalizing, Socialist furriner.

Maybe Malaka Holland should put down his hash pipe and change his last name to something manly and American before he presumes to change the name of the Gulf. Any ideas, gentle readers? This bozo hasn’t got a clue and that’s why he’s malaka of the week.

12 thoughts on “Malaka Of The Week: Steve Holland

  1. Jay in Oregon says:

    Hey, it’s Freedom Fries Part II: The Freedoming!

  2. Delta says:

    Holland is the embodiment of a “good ole boy” who doesn’t have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot.
    He’s also a bloated dictator wannabe.
    Proof of his pettiness;

  3. MichaelF says:

    Steve Atwater, in honor of his fellow cretin from South Carolina…

  4. ALM says:

    Oh, Mississippi. You never fail to disappoint.

  5. Marco says:

    Why don’t they just go ahead and rename it “The Gulf of Steve Fucking Holland”?

  6. Delta says:

    UPDATE: He’s still a jackass, but maybe not a malaka. He’s apparently doing it to make a point. A pretty valid point, actually.
    http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20120209/NEWS010504/120209019/Bill-renames-Gulf-Mexico-Gulf-America?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Home

  7. centerfielddj says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, Representative Steve Huckster.

  8. He’s saying this was satirical, not serious.
    I vote for Scott Walker, who after using the budget crisis to shred union workers’ rights and justifiying a bunch of other Malakatude, has decided to use the foreclosure settlement money to, you guessed it, balance the budget, instead of help homeowners.
    Lovely governor you have up there in Wisconsin. Hope he’s run out of the state soon.

  9. Mr. Clio says:

    Check out his motivation and the reaction to all this.
    The guy’s not a malaka. He’s a genius!!!

  10. PWL says:

    Y’know, because of the continuous batshitness out there,I decided to reread Sinclair Lewis’ “It Can’t Happen Here.” The man was prescient. Not only COULD it happen here, the way things are going, it WILL happen here…

  11. Mon says:

    Hazel Posted on I knew you were dneitesd for GREATNESS when you stepped into the world! Keep your hand in God’s hand and all things are possible. Love you, Mom

  12. Fitrie says:

    do u think we are all siptud?telling us it takes time .how much more time?unitll next election?ur charm fooled us all.u know nothing of America’s true feelings.

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