Political Crack, Stupid Republican Tricks, Tommy T

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Assassins and Freepers and Sluts – Oh My! Edition

Well, gentle people – I had planned to beg off this week and take a break, as long as there were no Breaking News developments in Freeperville.

Am I stupid, or what?

Let’s jump right in.

Before we get to the paramoid ravings of Freeperdom about gangs of Obama hit squads roaming the coutryside to shoot frozen virus darts into fringe right-wing commentators, we need to address something else first – misogyny.

Right-wing nutworld has always been a stronghold of misogyny, and I wasn’t particularly surprised when a right-wing nutjob(whose previous claim to fame was getting caught with non-prescribed Viagra on his way back from the Dominican republic) got all “sluts-R-us” on an uppity female who dared to speak up for contraception as a part of healthcare. Didn’t surprise me a bit.

This, however, did :

Obama phones woman called ‘slut’ by Limbaugh
Politico ^ | 3/2/12 | JENNIFER EPSTEIN

Posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:39:13 PM byColdOne

The young woman who was called a “slut” by Rush Limbaugh got a call Friday from President Obama who voiced support for her pro-birth control advocacy.

“He encouraged me and supported me and thanked me for speaking out about the concerns of American women,” Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke said on MSNBC’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports.” She got the call from Obama while in a green room waiting to appear on the show.

“What was really personal for me was that he said to tell my parents that they should be proud and that meant a lot because Rush Limbaugh questioned whether or not my family would be proud of me,” Fluke said. “So I just appreciated that very much.”

Soon after she appeared on TV, Fluke also thanked Obama on her Twitter account. “Thank you @BARACKOBAMA for your call and words of support. It means so much to me and millions of women! #WeWillNotBeSilenced,” she wrote.

1 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:39:19 PM byColdOne
Now, as the good ole boys like to say: “The difference between a whore and a slut is that a whore will fuck everyone, and a slut will fuck everyonebut you“, so there’s a lot of this :

To: ColdOne

If she’s still having issues getting contraception, she should try oral sex. It’s proven to make teeth whiter.

7 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:42:56 PM byInsidiousMongo
To: ColdOne

Looking for some, I guress. Georgetown women are apparently easy.

5 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:42:35 PM bytbpiper
To: ColdOne

Just Obama trying to distract us momentarily from the fact it was probably his agents who murdered Andrew Breitbart.

4 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:42:22 PM bymuawiyah
Hey! I said we’d get to younutcases a little later. End of the line!

To: Kartographer

After Michelle found out about the call she told the Zero “You called that slut? I’m going to cut your nuts off!”.

8 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:43:59 PM byImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
I’m wondering the same.

Michelle: BARACK! You called that white ho?

18 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:48:35 PM byEnterprise (“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire)
And then there’s this :

To: ILS21R
She’ll probably move to San Fran and go for Pelosi’s seat…er chair.

Pull Fluke from her chair and it will make a suction sound.

13 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:46:48 PM bydragonblustar (Allah Ain’t So Akbar!)
Now I thought I was pretty hardened to this kind of thing, but apparently I’m not.
I should be able to laugh this thing off as the normal hatred of women from this crew(Yes, I know they claim to love women, but they really despise them and fear them), but this time I’m all out of ha-has.
I don’t know if it stems from fear of their mothers as children, or just their inability to get laid, or their troglydytic longing for women to shut up and spread their legs while the hunter-gatherers go out and stalk mammoths, or what, but this takes the putrid and decaying cake.
Suction cups.
I can picture them as kids dying to find out what’s down there, and then (after a session of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”) horrified at the sight of where-somebody-surely-must-have-hacked-something-off-and-left-a-hole.
Suction cups.
This is what it comes down to.
Breitbart assassins and so much more after the jump. I need to hit the bleach showers, and then I’ll be right there…