I took swimming lessons as a kid, in a pool owned by one of my Grandma’s neighbors. Their teenage daughter was trying to teach all the neighborhood kids how to dive and backstroke and whatnot, but I was hopeless. To this day, I think I could swim to save myself if I was thrown from a boat or something, but I don’t swim for fun. I’d rather sit on the beach and listen to the waves.
Can you swim?
A.