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Instant Analysis: Shark Attack

Joey the shark chewed up and spat out that weenie little wingnut from Janesville, Wisconsin. Joe was commanding and avuncular whereas Ryan looked like he bought his suit in the kid’s department.

A few quick comments:

Martha Raddatz won some admirers in the Crack Van for playing dominatrix with Ryan. She refused to call him Mister and stuck to Congressman even though the little fuckmook’s handlers made that a “debate rule.” We never saw whether or not she was wearing dominatrix boots but she was no Jim Lehrer, y’all.

Ryan forgot to be a fake moderate when he admitted that they’d ban almost all abortions. So much for a week worth’s of weasel words from the Mittbot.

The most important thing that the Veep brought to the debate was energy after the President’s flat performance in the jinxed for incumbents first debate. He was on fire, calling Ryan on his prevarications and general malakatude.

If Paul Ryan is the “intellectual leader of the Republican party,” they’re in deep trouble. Nonsensical word salad kept spewing out of his mouth and he made no sense at least half the time. The only thing that he made clear was that Romney-Ryan have a secret plan for everything.

I call it a decisive victory for our lovable lunch bucket Democratic Veep. I guess Andrew Sullivan and Tweety can return those Depends that I sent them. Not really, but I wanted to…

I’ll let Split Enz have the last word, why I’ll never know? Oh yeah, the post title:

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