Lyndon Johnson called, and he said he left his everything at your mom’s, so when you get done hawking $20 blowjobs out of the back of his Buick, do you think you could swing by and bring him his pants?
Democratic Sens. Mark Pryor (AK), Max Baucus (MT), Mark Begich (AK) and Heidi Heitkamp (ND)voted against the amendment. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) also voted against the amendment so that Democrats could bring the bill up again.
And okay, in a just world we wouldn’t need those four fucksticks anyway given the backwards-ass human shitstains they act like whenever things get rough, but let me ask, don’t the four of you and you, Harry, get sick of getting your lunch money taken and your homework torn up and your dog kicked all the fucking time forever? I mean doesn’t it get old?
Don’t you ever get tired of being owned?Even Joe Biden is embarrassed for you:
And he spends his days trying not to make lewd remarks to the national women’s lacrosse championship team and waxing his Corvette. Joe Biden, who once felt up a biker chick in a diner in full view of 3,000 cameras BECAUSE, he’d rather not be subjected to your behavior anymore. That’s how low you’ve sunk.
McCain, Toomey, Kirk and Collins joined the Democrats in voting yes, though McCain made sure not to come out for it until after there was no point anyway. Obama has to be used to that by now.
I feel like we keep hitting peak crazy and THINGS KEEP GETTING CRAZIER.