And Then There’s This Asshole: Shutdown Stuff

I wonder if he would have treated a large, muscle-y, male ranger the same way.

Probably not. If there’s one thing teawads are, consistently, across the entire demographic, it’s cowards.


They are always surrounded — by intellectuals, by scientists, by the all-powerful Left that exists primarily in their imaginations, because it certainly doesn’t exist in American politics, and hasn’t since the days of Joe McCarthy. Culturally, this always has been expressed partly by the endless conservative bleating that somebody, somewhereis getting laid. The Gospels tell us that the gates of hell will not prevail against Christ’s church. The Republicans find their faith imperiled by Barney Frank’s marriage.

Which hits on something I’ve been saying to the fictionally persecuted for a while, which is HAVE YOU EVER READ THE SCRIPTURES YOU CLAIM TO REVERE? If God wanted to destroy every gay person on the planet I’m pretty sure He could do that without breaking a sweat. If He was really so offended by the existence of liberals, secularists, Democrats, He could solve that problem and still have time left over for His egg McMuffin. That God is the God of brimstone and plagues of locusts that blot out the sun. I don’t give a bunch of hippies much of a chance against Him, even with Obama the Anti-Christ on our side.

Therefore, if He’s not too het up about the gay liberal female threat, what’s your fucking problem with it?

People seem really happy about this poll, but I’m not wild about the numbers:

According to the latestCBS News poll, 44 percent said they blame the shutdown on Republicans in Congress, compared with 35 percent who said they blame Obama and Democrats. Seventeen percent said they blame both sides.

35 percent of the country cannot button their shirts in the morning, because COME ON. I’d like to see more of a 70-30 split on this.

At least this proves definitively that only 17 percent watch the cable news shows or read the crap our regularly employed pundits are spewing.