Chris Christie Is A Very Bad Liar & The Boss Chimes In

Governor Fat Fuck’s supporters argue that because he’s blunt and blustery, he’s not a big fat liar. That’s obviously wrong since he said at his epic presser that he’d had no contact with David (They’re the children of Buono supporters) Wildstein “in a long time:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) and the former Port Authority of New York and New Jersey executive who ordered the lane closures on the George Washington Bridge in September were together on the third day of the closures, The Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday.

The former official, David Wildstein, was part of a delegation that welcomed the governor to the site of the the World Trade Center on Sept. 11 for a commemoration on the 12th anniversary of the attacks. The lane closures began on Sept. 9.

Also part of the delegation were Bill Baroni, another former executive at the Port Authority, and David Samson, the Port Authority chairman. Both Wildstein and Baroni announced their resignations from the Port Authority after Democrats in New Jersey began asking questions about possible political motives for the lane closures.

Photographs obtained by the Wall Street Journal show Christie standing next to Wildstein on Sept. 11.

Can you imagine being a ratfucking hack and not telling your big boss about your latest triumph? I certainly cannot, especially since Wildstein was a nerd in high school whereas Christie was a self described VBMOC. And they want us to believe that Wildstein resisted the temptation of taking a trip to sycophant city? Governor Pufferfish better hope they don’t give Wildstein immunity or he’ll be singing like Pat Dinizio.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love this scandal. It gives internet smart asses like me a chance to nip at the ankles of Roger Ailes’ fantasy league Presidential candidate. And that’s one reason I’m all over this like a cheap suit stolen by Patsy Parisi.

Finally, Bruce Springsteen chimed in on the GW Bridge Too Far scandal with Jimmy Fallon in this zany Born To Run parody:

Tramps like us, baby, we were born to sit.

3 thoughts on “Chris Christie Is A Very Bad Liar & The Boss Chimes In

  1. Note that the traffic tie-up was still going on on September 11th (by the by, four weeks after Wildstein and Kelly first decided that Fort Lee needed to pay; they held their fire until it could do the most damage). Is it time for another round of “What If A Democrat Did This,” besmirching the high holy day of 21st Century Republicanism, the day and the event that made so much possible for them in the last 12 years.

  2. I want to hear from people that lost relatives in 9/11, were trying to go to the 9/11 memorial, and couldn’t because of the GWB mess.
    Because, really, they should be serving up a knuckle sandwich to Christie.

  3. I don’t think it would matter if it was Sept. 11th or not — if the roles were reversed and it was a high profile Democratic governor, the hissy fit would be visible from outer space.

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