Golden Gopher Flake

From Album 5

Emphasis on “Flake.” Noted chutzpah pronunciation expert Michele Bachmann has some more advice for “the Jewish community:”

The Jewish community gave him their votes, their support, their financial support and as recently as last week, forty-eight Jewish donors who are big contributors to the president wrote a letter to the Democrat [sic] senators in the US Senate to tell them to not advance sanctions against Iran. This is clearly against Israel’s best interest. What has been shocking has been seeing and observing Jewish organizations who it appears have made it their priority to support the political priority and the political ambitions of the president over the best interests of Israel. They sold out Israel.

Bachmann also would advise on staying kosher — except for being totally baffled by how some things, like hot dogs, can be kosher or not, you know, depending…