From Album 5

Pun intentional, the body politic suffered another outbreak of Cheney simplex in the form of Dick 'n Liz's series of squawks and screeds. Unfortunately, there's no real cure — for every Dick 'n Liz rightly shunted off the political stage, there's a Ted Cruz waiting in the wings — but derisive ridicule has been known to provide effective if temporary relief. Side effects include … wait, who cares about any side effects? This is Dick and Liz Cheney, the absolute-slithered-out-from-under-a-rock bottom of the American political barrel. Besides, we'll all feel a sense of relief, if not at the very least a somewhat renewed moral compass.

Talk to your doctor today.