The Political Equivalent of Herpes Simplex

From Album 5

Pun intentional, the body politic suffered another outbreak of Cheney simplex in the form of Dick 'n Liz's series of squawks and screeds. Unfortunately, there's no real cure — for every Dick 'n Liz rightly shunted off the political stage, there's a Ted Cruz waiting in the wings — but derisive ridicule has been known to provide effective if temporary relief. Side effects include … wait, who cares about any side effects? This is Dick and Liz Cheney, the absolute-slithered-out-from-under-a-rock bottom of the American political barrel. Besides, we'll all feel a sense of relief, if not at the very least a somewhat renewed moral compass.

Talk to your doctor today.

2 thoughts on “The Political Equivalent of Herpes Simplex

  1. pansypoo says:

    i say we send a bill to cheeney and bush. THEY need to pony up some money for that ‘free’ democrappy’.

  2. Jay in Oregon says:

    That op-ed is pretty much the worst Take Your Daughter To Work Day ever.

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