Sorry for the title – I know this happened in Anchorage, not Wasilla, but “Skankorage In Anchorage” just doesn’t have the same zing to it.
Well, as you probably know by now, this happened:
Posted on 9/11/2014 1:28:42 PM by bigdaddy45
Sarah Palin may have channeled her inner lipstick-wearing pit bull this past weekend, when her entire family was reportedly involved in a brawl in Alaska.
Details are scarce, but according to a local blog in the Palins’ hometown of Wasilla, Sarah’s son Track (who may have been under the influence of alcohol) got into a physical altercation with an ex-boyfriend of his sister Willow’s at a snowmobile party.
****************************Don’t shoot the messenger… but this story is hitting big today. Something clearly happened up in Alaska this weekend. It’s evidently been confirmed by the Anchorage PD that there was a big broohaha, and that the Palin family was in attendance.
Not for the world would I shoot the messenger who brought me such delightful fare as this!
The night before, Saturday, was a doozy. The details are a little sketchy, but there’s enough of them, from enough different sources, that a story emerges, a story that according to the gossip Gods, looks kind of like this: There’s some sort of Iron Dog/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.
To: bigdaddy45Good deal. Finally! A republican who knows how to fight!
To: bigdaddy45this story is hitting big todayReally? This is the first I’ve heard of it. Where do you get your news from, DU?
BREAKING! PHONE CAMERA FOOTAGE JUST RELEASED!!!
Back to the brawl!
Of course, some are taking this less seriously than others:
To: McGruff“You sound like you would enjoy that.” (video of the brawl)
I would pay good money to see Bristol Palin knock the crap out of some libtard big mouth.I would pay a LARGE sum of money to see her Mom do it and then do a Banshee Death Scream of victory!
To: bigdaddy45Don’t shoot the messenger… but this story is hitting big today. Hey, bigdaddy45 – we didn’t shoot you back in August when you posted another Palin hitpiece. Why would we shoot you now?Palin goes 0 for 2 in Alaska as clout disappears nationally
The Sacramento Bee ^ | Published: Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2014 – 10:29 am | Sean Cockerman
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3195628/postsOf course, we DID say mean things about the little liberal faggot Sean Cockerman…