Tucker Carlson, The Fredo Corleone of Internet Journalism

From Album 5

So, Tucker got played like a cheap fiddle (maybe because he is a cheap fiddle) and not even by a real Johnny Ola, but apparently a Cuban agent with a sense of irony.

Carlson then reacted by insisting "I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I'm smart and I want respect!" Then he asked someone how to order a banana daiquiri in Spanish.

Actually, that might be a little hard…on Fredo. Compared to Carlson, Fredo is goddamned Vito.