Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Amusing Grace edition
Good morning, gentle people! Thanks for helping me wade through the oldest drums of Freeper toxic waste last week – now we can get to some more current hazerdous material. I have a pack-O-CPAC pallet in the back still, but that’s for next Monday.
Let’s suit up and take a look, shall we?
First up – Birther Boogaloo!
Even Tea Party favorite Allen West wouldn’t support investigation of Obama’s eligibility
Coach is Right ^
| George Spelvin
Posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:39:13 AM by Oldpuppymax
Tea Party favorite former US Congressman Allen West admitted to
investigator Lt. Mike Zullo that political expediency was more important
to him than supporting the investigation of Barack Obama’s eligibility
for office. “I would really have to think about this, but I don’t think
so,” West said in response to Zullo’s question: “Would you support an
individual that steps forward to bring this (document fraud) to the
The officer heading up Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case
Posse investigation went to the Conservative C-PAC enclave with radio
talk host Carl Gallups to tell any and all listeners about the criminal
law enforcement probe of birth certificate document fraud. (1) Zullo
described his conversation with West as a face to face, direct on
conversation with the Tea Party favorite to whose political campaign so
many trusting Americans gave their hard earned dollars.
The retired Lieutenant Army Colonel said to Zullo that spending his political capital…
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:39:13 AM
OK, Freepers – this is Allen Fucking West!
You know – the other black guy you like.
Maybe now you’ll drop this stupidity and slowly back away from it.
This is great news to all the trolls and haters at FR!
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:41:34 AM
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just “The Great War” and “Roosevelt’s Wars”.)
Zullo told West, “I can’t tell you who Barack Obama is,” to which West replied, “You get the tin foil hat label.”West feared the ridicule of being called a Birther.
Then, don’t bother calling me for donations. Don’t bother calling me for any reason.
I’ve learned that how people handle the little things in life is a good
predictor of how they’ll handle the big things. I thought West might be
one of the good ones, but now?
I wish I could believe him and his concern for justice for Benghazi victims and casualties, but I guess I don’t now.
What have you done for me lately, Mr. Politician?
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:52:05 AM
(Here in the Matrix, life is but a dream.)
Distracted you and kept you from staring up at the rain with your mouth open until you drowned?
Well, spending one’s political capital on something that is going
to go nowhere, even though it should go somewhere, is probably not a
very wise way to spend one’s political capital.
What is more worrisome than his fraudulent identity is the fact that
America has elected this bum twice, and is likely to replace him with a
psychotic bag lady.
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:58:25 AM
Political capital or personal ambition? Just another joker wrapping himself in the mantel of conservatism for personal gain.
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 11:02:03 AM
by Hotlanta Mike
(“Governing a great natiorn is like cooking a small fish – too much handling will spoil it.” Lao Tzu)
Well, at least they’re consistent.
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 11:03:36 AM
I told you guys – we’re doing CPACnext week.
The rhinocerous is crapping in the punch bowl. And yet, the band plays on. (Kiss America good-bye.)
>>>So What? I’m a die-hard birther and I agree with Col.
West. Obama’s eligibility has been investigated for the last 7 year
Me too. Want to make him look even more sympathetic? Unfortunately
nobody cares and that lack of caring will backfire into sympathy. That
is the sad, cold truth.
Those here who think it will achieve
anything are the same ones that thought Obama would lose by 20. They are
not living in the [sad] real world…but on an island.
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 12:32:12 PM
And thus endeth the lesson.
More after the jump to Keynya..
Next up – it’s Sluts Redux!
decision, on a fraught and politically controversial subject, comes
after a decade-long fight over who should have access to the pill and
under what circumstances, and it counteracts an unprecedented move by
the Obama administration’s Health and Human Services secretary who in
2011 overruled a recommendation by the Food and Drug Administration to
make the pill available for all ages without a prescription.
See? Now Obama can say “But the JUDGE FORCED us to make the abortion pill available for everyone!”
The child molesters and the prostitution industry will be dancing in the streets.
Just saw this on Miami tv news…liberal media is SO HAPPY that
12 year old girls won’t need to see a doctor before aborting a child.
As opposed to your being happy to see a 12 year old girl having a child?
Say judge, we are reading that cancer patients are being turned
away from clinics because of budget cuts. Will you now order the F.D.A.
to provide the clinics with the cancer drugs?
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 7:52:34 AM
(“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire)
Fucking well works for me.
But I thought you guys hated giving the poors cancer treatment? Takers and such.
What makes you think the government isn’t already doing this.
Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the
Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down
Contraceptives in the rain.
Next thing it will be a new breakfast drink additive!!!!
Well, that was fun.
Next, in the “I don’t believe the sun comes up in the East unless Dead Breitbart says so” department – it’s
Blind squirrel finds a nut!! Film at 11!!
The Great DHS Ammunition Stockpile Myth
Breibart – Big Government ^
| Tom Stilson
Posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 8:42:29 AM by Sir Napsalot
There are dozens of articles hyping government purchases of
ammunition over the last nine months. After spending weeks researching
this topic, this is a collection of commonly held myths that are based
more on panic than fact.
With the recent release of a letter
from the Department of Homeland Security to Senator Coburn, the numbers
we calculated independently seem to corroborate the narrative coming
from DHS. The concerns surrounding DHS stockpiling ammunition are
nothing but more fear-mongering and largely unwarranted. For once, here
are the facts to set the record straight:
MYTH: DHS purchased 750 million rounds of several different types of ammunition in August 2012.
The DHS contract never stated 750 million rounds at any time. It is a
five year contract with a maximum purchase of 70 million rounds over the
life of the contract. Military Times recently addressed this issue as
MYTH: DHS purchased an unprecedented 450 million rounds of .40 S&W 180gr hollow point bullets in 2012.
This is a standard five year contract that follows a historical
purchasing pattern of DHS. Furthermore, it is not an “unprecedented”
purchase by DHS. In fact, it is not even a purchase by DHS but by
Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
Starting in 2003,
orders of 50 million and 225 million .40 S&W hollow point ammunition
totaling 275 million rounds were purchased. After the expiration of the
five year contracts in 2008, ICE purchased an additional 575 million
rounds of .40 S&W hollow point ammunition with two separate orders
(200 million and 375 million). Now, with the expiration of the 2008
contract, ICE has ordered a maximum of 450 million rounds over the next
Be sure to read the article and the rest of the myths from source, it has lots and lots of links to the quotes used.
Now we only need Tom Stilson to explain DHS purchasing light armor vehicles myth.
In case you haven’t been paying attention, there’s been a new nutjob conspiracy meme floating about, ever since the conspiratards found out that the Government makes bulk ammo buys,
(I suppose they thought that the DHS and Marines just get cash and drive themselves to Wal-Mart to buy whatever’s left on the shelves after the Doomsday Poopers get through).
, and here
, and here
, but that didn’t stop the Freeperati – until Dead Breitbart weighed in on it.
To: Sir Napsalot
What’s to explain? DHS didn’t purchase them, the Marines did.
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 8:43:47 AM
Stop making sense.
It’s no myth that no one can get ammunition. Even Homeland Security. That fact demands an explanation
The reason there’s an ammunition shortage is that people are buying a lot of ammunition. It’s very simple.
It’s a self-perpetuating feedback loop. There was panic buying
after Newtown, and once reports of shortages popped up, even more people
panicked and went out to buy ammunition, leading to more shortages,
more panic buying, and so on. The silly panic over DHS ammo purchases
(but not the small purchases themselves) has increased the phenomenon
And there ya have it.
Texas district attorney, wife found dead at home, 2 months after assistant prosecutor killed
Posted on Sunday, March 31, 2013 9:27:42 AM by EBH
A central Texas prosecutor and his wife were found killed in their
house two months after one of his assistants was gunned down near their
office, authorities said.
Investigators found the bodies of
Kaufman County District Attorney Mike McLelland and his wife, Cynthia,
on Saturday, Kaufman County sheriff’s Lt. Justin Lewis said. Police, FBI
agents, Texas Rangers and deputies were part of the investigation.
District Attorney Mark Hasse was shot to death in a parking lot a block
from his office on Jan. 31. No arrests have been made in his death.
declined to say how the couple died or whether authorities believe
their deaths are linked to Hasse’s. He wouldn’t provide further details.
Kaufman County is 33 miles southeast of Dallas.
Chief Chris Aulbaugh told The Dallas Morning News that the McLellands
had been shot in their home and although investigators didn’t know if
their deaths were related to Hasse’s killing, they couldn’t discount it.
“It is a shock,” Aulbaugh told the newspaper. “It was a shock
with Mark Hasse, and now you can just imagine the double shock and until
we know what happened, I really can’t confirm that it’s related but you
always have to assume until it’s proven otherwise.”
That’s one Messican.
I’m sorry – bidding is closed.