Pulp Fiction Thursday: L. Ron Hubbard

Going Clear, Alex Gibney’s much anticipated documentary about Scientology debuts on HBO this Sunday night. Before he was a minor league messiah, L. Ron Hubbard was a preposterously prolific pulp fiction writer. His followers keep buying his books so they’re still in print. The good news is that the re-issues have preserved the pulpy integrity of the cover art. Here are a few examples:

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I hope I’m not in trouble with John Travolta or Tom Cruise. I don’t want Travolta to smother me with his big ass toupee. As for Cruise, I’d prefer he not jump up and down on my sofa. It would disturb Oscar…

7 thoughts on “Pulp Fiction Thursday: L. Ron Hubbard

  1. Yo Tommy.
    I too was on a.r.s in 1995, and got a Ho’gram from Helena Kobrin herself because I quoted The Six Lines of OT Silliness in a post that compared them to Zappa’s “Call Any Vegetable”.
    My post was removed by a forged cancel.

    Still have my black Suppressive Person T-shirt.

    I really miss Troutman, Defender of Sticks

    1. Yo Tommy.
      I too was on a.r.s in 1995, and got a Ho’gram from Helena Kobrin herself because I quoted The Six Lines of OT Silliness in a post that compared them to Zappa’s “Call Any Vegetable”.
      My post was removed by a forged cancel.

      Still have my black Suppressive Person T-shirt.

      I really miss Troutman, Defender of Sticks
      **************************************************
      Wow – Deja Vu!

      Mine was from Ava Paquette (my subsequent a.r.s. post was titled “More Paquette loss on the internet”), and I still have my black Ray Roberts “$cientology Kills” t-shirt with OT III in full on the back. I used to turn around point to it and tell people “There – I just saved you over $100,000.00!”

      My “offending” post wasn’t removed, since by then the anti-cancel-bunny bot was undoing their crap as quickly as they were issuing them, Then, of course, the flooding started. Talk about a “Streisand Effect”? Heh. a.r.s. got more crowded than ever.
      Then the rise and fall of Bob Minton…….and then Magoo (who I recently found on Facebook and apologised to for my treatment of her on the newsgroup).
      Andreas did a good job of talking her out of the cult, no?

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