Sgt. Schultz’s Lonely Hearts Exploratory Committee

From Album 5

So The New York Times says it could be soon, very soon, when we find out if The Big Chicken‘s know-nothing defense saves his neck if not his floundering presidential hopes.

I suppose he could glom on to some ultra big shot, with their millions of campaign dollars and/or SuperPac, but even a pass (EZ Pass?) on Bridgegate opens up a…Christie-sized hole for others to drive trucks or even trains through: if at best you can’t control your trusted inner circle (assuming they haven’t talked), how can you possibly handle the driver’s seat in a divided country and dangerous world? In other words, for the Christie campaign, I’d say…maybe not quite over, but the fat lady’s about to start singing.