Is Your Washroom Thrift Store Breeding Selling Bolsheviks Satanism?

From Album 5

Pat Robertson — who was once considered a “serious” candidate for the Repug nomination for president — thinks … yes, possibly:

”Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects? The answer is yes…so hey — it isn’t gonna hurt you any to rebuke any spirits that might attach themselves to those clothes.”

To repeat, this person ran for president representing a major political party. Christ…pun intended. This is the same mentality that attributes disease to evil spirits…or “sin.” Imagine what things would be like if they held even more power.

By the way, personally…no, I wouldn’t pray over any clothing from Goodwill or The Satanic, um, Salvation Army store…but I’d probably run it through the washing machine.

3 thoughts on “Is Your Washroom Thrift Store Breeding Selling Bolsheviks Satanism?

  1. Sounds like nothing a good Scientology audit can’t fix. Thetans, demonic spirits – I mean, these days, who can tell the difference?

  2. Adrastos says:

    Great stuff, man. Bust a gut laughing when I saw this.

  3. pansypoo says:

    i rebuke pat robertson for misleading god’s lambs BADLY!

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