A Stocking Stuffer For The Nation

From Album 6

So…interesting holiday discussion. Never thought I’d see “schlonged” subjected to analysis generally reserved for things like still images from the Zapruder Film, but…

You know, just my personal opinion, but this is yet another reason to be oddly grateful The Donald is still sticking around, or, if you prefer, stinking up the joint. Maybe it’s time to take a long look into the national mirror, and come to grips with the fact that some people have long since left the reality-based community in the dust… and they’re the GOP base (what’s the saying? The Democratic Party despises/hates their base, the Republican Party fears theirs?).

The downside, of course, would be a Trump administration (“What a disaster”), but…I’m reminded of the quote (thought it was Jefferson, but I was wrong), “[people get] the government [they] deserve.” And to add an H.L. Menken line to the end of that, they’ll (we’ll) get it “good and hard.”

So, on that high note, Happy Holidays! No, seriously, hope the season is good for yourselves and your friends and family. Cheers!

3 thoughts on “A Stocking Stuffer For The Nation

  1. gratuitous says:

    Something I’ve noticed that is quite conspicuous by its absence in the discussion of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian’s vulgarity is any fretting by the usual suspects over “Oh, whatever shall we tell our children?”

    Remember Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction? My, oh my! It was going to be the Downfall of the Republic to have to explain to the lil chilluns that women had these organs on their chests that featured nipples. But there’s been nary a peep offered by our good friends in the popular media about what to say to Little Courtney or Little Justin when they ask, “Mommy, what does it mean, ‘schlong’?”

    Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children?

    • mmferry1965 says:

      Very true — as was/is the case with his remarks about Megan Kelly…or the genuinely creepy/leering things he says about his own child. Ah, family values!

  2. pansypoo says:

    tRUMP thinks thru his schlong. and he IS a big dick.he is a schlong.

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