OK, folks – time to quit posting my musings from the Book Of Faces, and get back to some wingnut mockery.
But slowly….Let’s start with just one – Fake Flag Arms Alert!!
Donald Trump’s Bodyguard Has Fake Arms For This Reason
Frag Hero ^Posted on 1/22/2017, 1:57:10 AM by TigerClaws
After yesterday’s presidential inauguration, many members of the military and law enforcement community noticed something very unusual about one of Trump’s bodyguards. The secret service agent, who happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to Hitman Agent 47, seemed to have very stiff arms that were in an unusual resting position. donald trump bodyguard fake arms Upon further review of video and images, they noticed his hands stayed in that exact same position for hours. The conclusion they reached, was that he did indeed have tactical fake arms. Take a look at the video and you can even see how they remain unusually still while he’s walking:
To: TigerClawsA few movie scenes come to mind…
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Gangs of New York
Spies Like Us.
3 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:03:15 AM by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing – MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
To: TigerClaws
Old news, i saw a stripper with an M16 for a leg……
Did you have a premature discharge?
But….i would love to get a fake arm and turn it into a flamethrower.
2 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:01:26 AM by Daniel Ramsey (MAGA)
To: TigerClaws
If this were true, what would be the point? Everyone would know this. Why use the distracting fake arms, after the second time. Why not just hold the gun under the coat?
To: Yaelle
To: Yaelle
To: naturalman1975
Weird, what people see in their minds eye.
Or stupid. One of those.
The guy clearly has real hands and moves his digits several times.
Would not make sense to have robot hands that conceal weapon,
…that he’s not allowed to carry..
as he could not grab his orotectees or administer aid.
7 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:15:31 AM by Vendome (I’ve Gotta Be Me –
To: TigerClawsStunning, but not surprising. Odd, huh? That’s a rare one. Word is that Trump has hired the main body of 11 or so of the world’s most elite Security/Black Ops firms to the tune of a reputed personal army of 20,000 or sosnakedeath eaters.
Fixed it for ya.
According to the article I read, when a member of his Secret Service detail was asked if the “hires” were interfering with their work, he replied that, quite to the contrary, they were meshing seamlessly and almost unnoticed by the SS.
If true, Trump, as usual, has surrounded himself and his family with some very special winners.
;^)
11 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:43:00 AM by Gargantua (“President Trump… until the final Trump sounds…” ;^)
To: Daniel Ramsey
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Sure, fake arms.
Just like the fake head that Trump wears over his real (yet freakishly small) head.
The food hatch is on top, under the combover.
That’s what you get when you elect Patient Zero of the Zika Zombies, y’know.
Here is yet another example of alternative facts: https://twitter.com/The4GNet/status/823213058734616577/video/1
This video is clear evidence that this fake arm issue even more convoluted than the Freepers suspect. No one moves their fingers like that. Those arms are obviously examples of Cold War Era Soviet high tech inspired by the classic American TV series The $6,000,000 Man. Improvements by the KGB added targeting capabilities that augmented tiny pneumatic poison dart guns under the nail of each finger.
Yeltsin era changes filled the darts with pure ethanol, and Boris himself was generally the intended target, although use was curtailed after one malfunctioning “партия рук” nearly created an international incident during a high profile meeting with the president of Freedonia.
In the Putin Era there have been many advances in the lifelike appearance and variety of weapons available for the Mark 8 “Руки возобновления российского доминирования”. What I believe we see in the video is a mind control ray used to convince the audience that, Yes, the emperor has a fine-fitting, the very best bespoke, American tailored suit on.
Welcome back to the deep end Tommy.