Yeah, I know, the Trumpclipse is not a thing. This post is a pretext for posting the New York Daily News’ eclipse edition:

I can just imagine his internal monologue: “Fuck nature. I’m Donald Fucking Trump. Fuck the stars, the moon, and the sun. Fuck the eclipse. I’ll see you on the Dark Side of the Stone.”

The lunatic is on the grass and the Truman balcony.

Let’s take one more bite out of the Trumpclipse apple with this tweet:

The President and Vice President of the United States pic.twitter.com/8Sy8iaDMIa

— Hamilton Electors (@HamiltonElector) August 21, 2017

I guess I should be more concerned about a Trumpocalypse.