Let’s set the dial on the Wayback Machine to 1999. Here’s a picture of your humble blogger with our 6-pound torti, Window, on my head. It beats the hell outta being an Insult Comedian with a dead nutria pelt atop one’s head.
Holy stupid human trick, Batman.
Don’t try this at home. It’s not for amateurs.
The last word goes to Lyle Lovett: