Montana is not only famous for dental floss tycoons, it used to have its own homegrown meth. Just ask Senator Steve Daines:
“Twenty years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown. And you had purity levels less than 30 percent,” Daines said alongside other Republican seantors who had traveled to the southern border. “Today the meth that is getting into Montana is Mexican cartel. It has purities north of 95 percent. Far more dangerous, far more addictive, and it’s less expensive.”
Ah, the good old days of meth lab explosions and local entrepreneurship. Dang furriners are taking over everything.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a senator who says stupid shit and I mean you John Neely Kennedy.
I used a line from the Zappa song Montana for my senior yearbook quote: “Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.”
A friend’s mother asked him when I was leaving. A minor triumph but it was mine, all mine.
You’ve probably guessed by now that this entire post was a pretext to post those Zappa dental floss images I found on the internets. Just humor me.
The last word goes to Frank Zappa and the Mothers:
Hey, I used to make my living off meth cooks! They all had dental problems and burn scars, but that was the biz.
“Raisin’ it up… waxin’ it down…”