I haven’t written about the zany antics of the Cyber Ninjas for quite some time. According to preliminary reports, they have labored mightily and produced bupkis. Anyone surprised? I thought not.
Yo, Trumpers, read this and weep:
After months of delays and blistering criticism, a review of the 2020 election in Arizona’s largest county, ordered up and financed by Republicans, has failed to show that former President Donald J. Trump was cheated of victory, according to draft versions of the report.
In fact, the draft report from the company Cyber Ninjas found just the opposite: It tallied 99 additional votes for President Biden and 261 fewer votes for Mr. Trump in Maricopa County, the fast-growing region that includes Phoenix.
Steve Kornacki must be wetting himself.
Maricopa County declared victory by Tweet-leaking the story:
BREAKING: The #azaudit draft report from Cyber Ninjas confirms the county’s canvass of the 2020 General Election was accurate and the candidates certified as the winners did, in fact, win.
— Maricopa County (@maricopacounty) September 24, 2021
I wonder how the Cyber Ninjas are Maricoping with this…
If I were an Arizona taxpayer, I wouldn’t find this so funny. The Fraudit has cost them millions of dollars and months of ridicule. It’s even driven me to post the most obvious musical interlude imaginable:
The endless attempts of the MAGA maggots to prove fraud are as costly as they are futile. They’re still at it in places like Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Texas. Say what? Texas? It wasn’t even close, but Lone Star State Trumpers want to grow the Impeached Insult Comedian’s margin or some such shit.
Hasn’t Arizona suffered enough because of the Sinematic Senator? Josh Marshall has been on her case all week culminating with a post entitled A Democrat Only Republicans Can Love. Ouch.
The last word goes to Mark Lindsay with a song politically incorrect enough to satisfy the MAGA crowd:
Between this asinine fraudit and the wasteful recall attempt in my state of California, the MAGA maggots and Rethuglicans continue on their race to the bottom.
While the face-plant by the Cyber Ninjas is gratifying, I don’t want to accord them even one iota of credibility. The United States knows how to conduct free and fair elections, and baseless bad-faith carping from the losers and nit-pickers shouldn’t be credited.
How many times does neocommunist-fascist traitor Trump have to lose before his radical extremist cult stops wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on sore loser election lies? Democrats are focusing on working class infrastructure, jobs, and stimulus, while the antiivax GQP focuses on nonsense. #VoteBlue