Like Erin, I’m about done with this crap:
Matt introduced the segment by saying something about how hard it is to shop for the men in your life because the things they want are so complicated and high-tech and what’s a girl to do when she goes to one of those big, scary electronics stores where everything is blinking and shiny but none of it’s a diamond tennis bracelet? I shit you not, the tone of the segment was like WOMEN DON’T KNOW JACK ABOUT ELECTRONICS SO DON’T FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY LET THEM GO TO A DAMN CIRCUIT CITY ALONE. They actually went to a Circuit City or a Best Buy and they careened the camera around, making it seem all confusing and addled and overwhelming. And then they found the three DUMBEST women in the store and asked them how they SURVIVE the holiday gift-giving season when they’re clearly too fucking retarded to figure out what a goddamn plasma TV is.
And can we please declare a moratorium on jewelry advertisements that make it seem like you need to bribe your wife with sparklies to get her to sleep with you? Because there are words for that but none of them are “galleria of jewelry.”
A.