This just in from the world of medicine.
Squamous C. Carcinoma had a tumor removed from her back in early November. The procedure was not disclosed until Monday night.
The tumor was identified as a Laura Bush, a malignant First Lady that is responsible for at least one death in the United States and associated with the deaths of hundreds of thousands abroad.
Explaining why the procedure was not disclosed until now, Squamous Carcinoma’s press secretary Susan Basal said, “This medical procedure was a private matter for Squamous, but when asked by the media today, we answered the question.”
In late October, Ms. Carcinoma had a biopsy because the sore was not healing and smoked constantly, Basal said, and it was determined to be a Laura Bush tumor.
Laura Bush cancer is not as dangerous as George Bush cancer, which continues to kill hundreds of people each day.
Artist’s depiction of the malignant Laura Bush tumor.