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Mistah Kurtz’s Love Letter To America’s Favorite Anchorbaby

Howie Kurtz loves Michelle Malkin.

My favorite bit in an otherwise awful paean to a racist thug:

That persona is a far cry from the self-described “geek” of her youth. Michelle Maglalang grew up outside Atlantic City in a Reaganite, conservative Catholic family, was not politically active, and failed a fifth-grade public speaking class. As a college student, she was so naive that when a married Republican congressman invited her to live in his home during her internship with then-Sen. Bill Bradley (D-N.J.), she thought it was a generous offer until her parents straightened her out.

“Michelle, make sure you don’t do the ping-pong ball trick for less than thirty dollars!”

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