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I’m totally shocked by this. Iran’s upset because the Persians are portrayed as bloodthirsty monsters? I thought they’d be upset because the Persians are portrayed as flaming bondage freaks who have what I now think is legitimately classified as a body-art addiction.

Dear Phoenix: Us, too. Love, Chicago.

If you keep refreshing this page, it keeps giving you new bunny pictures.

This is what you get when you run the latest Gaggle through the Borkifier:

MR. SNOV: Vell, velcume-a oone-a und ell. Seferel preleeminery items ooff booseeness. Furst, a cuoople-a ooff fureeegn leeder cells frum ierleeer tudey. Zee Preseedent spuke-a tu Keeng Ebdoolleh ooff Soodee Erebeea. Zeey deescoossed zee iffffurt tu edfunce-a tooerd a Pelesteeniun stete-a und elsu peece-a betveee Isreelees und Pelesteeniuns. Zeey telked ebuoot Irun, zee seetooeshun in Lebunun; und, elsu, zee Preseedent thunked zee Keeng fur Soodee Erebeee’s perteecipeshun in zee recent cunfference-a in Ireq.

I’m loving the BBC’s extremely cheesetastic Robin Hood show.

What’s going on in your world?

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