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Haters Get Mad Cuz I Got Me Some John McCain

Something stirs within the Freepi:

By now, most McCain haters will have already skipped down to the comments section to post their expletives and tell me how it’s a free country and they have a 1st Amendment right, etc. to yammer on and on about how bad McCain sucks, totally missing the point of my post, again. But I’m here to tell you, in this free country, that in my opinion, you should SHUT YOUR STINKIN TRAP! To all you ingrates, rageaholics, and self-absorbed punks, WE KNOW YOU HATE MCCAIN. You can give yourself a rest now and stop posting on every single thread the same exact comments. I’m not going to name names, but I will if I have to. I think we all know by now who I’m talking about. The folks who post the same pictures and the same comments on EVERY SINGLE THREAD. We got it. You aren’t voting for McCain. Fine. Time to move on. Yes, that’s my opinion. You have had enough time to accept the reality that John Sidney McCain III, WAR HERO, is the Republican nominee. Some folks on FR have used this time to learn more about Johnny, realize that he isn’t as bad as they thought, grow up, act like adults, and get in gear to vote for him. Some of you have decided not only to beat your collective dead horse everyday, banging out the same tiresome gripes about McCain on every thread, but you’ve also gotten increasingly VITRIOLIC. I

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and the Freepi are fucking dumb:

Just one more anti free speech pro McCain groin leech.


Who the hell do you think you are? You sound like some kind of book-burning, speech muzzling Fascist!

Might I suggest you ‘Shut your stinking trap’.


I would normally recommend fireproof panties for a post like this, but you’re going to need the entire suit I think.


LOL! I didn’t know McCain’s campaign manager posted here?


Is your real name Alanis Morrisette?


You’re a dirty rotten COMMUNIST!


I would never wish death or illness on anyone, not even a Democrat.

However, if McCain were to have a complete, Queeg-on-the-witness-stand meltdown in front of the cameras, causing him to have to step down from his candidacy or the Presidency, I’d buy a round for the house.

Also, when did we start calling him Johnny?

A.

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