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‘A Race to the U-Bend of the Toilet:’ Crack Van Recap

I remembered to save some of the chat text from last night, and I think this was my favorite bit of all. What happens when you throw two dozen geeks into a room and get them on about the language during commentary about “the deer hunter vote?” This:

spork_incident> A covey of quail!

Athenae: A brace of woodcock!

John_O> Don’t tell Cheney.

Elspeth> ha, A said ‘cock’!

Athenae: Elspeth, yeah, we call it Tuesday.

joejoejoe8059> a pride of leons

sent sound: rooster

virgotex> heheheheh

Dee_Loralei> can we invent a tv channel with only KO and Rachel Maddow on MSNBC

Sinfonian> *switches to baseball*

spocko_holdingontovan> the cafe I’m in the people go out side to smoke. Right in front of the door and the wind blows it in. How rude!

Elspeth> LOL!!! 🙂

Apostate> a shame of pundits

joejoejoe8059> heh…

Athenae: A business of ferrets.

Athenae: Who are now climbing on the table.

ellroon> Spocko, at least they’re outside…

The_Kenosha_Kid> i can haz ferrets?

SteveLG> A stole of ferrets.

virgotex> don’t they ever sleep

Athenae: Next paycheck, they’re getting lots of toys. They need new diversions.

Sinfonian> a PAC of politicians

Athenae: virgo, never.

ellroon> a cabal of bushies

spocko_holdingontovan> True. I should be happy for small favors.

virgotex> Before you got here, we had ferret canapes

SteveLG> A collar of ferrets.

Elspeth> a landfill of bushies.

joejoejoe8059> are ferrets and polecats the same thing?

Athenae: *pouts*

FeralLiberal> Business? How about a frenzy?

Apostate> a thatch of russerts

Athenae: jjj, they’re related.

underwhelm> an eternity of primaries

ellroon> polecats = skunks?

virgotex> polecats are skunks

Sinfonian> polecat = skunk

The_Kenosha_Kid> lol underwhelm

virgotex> civet

stormysu> elspeth ding dingding

ellroon> ha!

Sinfonian> too slow

sid6792> skanks

SteveLG> Zogby’s a pollcat… a stinky one recently.

Elspeth> A Stepford of Cindy McCains

spocko_holdingontovan> I’m a lonesome polecat was a song from Seven Bride for Seven Brothers.

spork_incident> A coulter of skanks.

Have I mentioned lately that I love you all?

A.

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