Handed down from God himself
Hey hey, everybody. Sorry I’ve been absent. But life has been very busy, and I haven’t had time for smartassery.
But it looks like I’m back now.
As a celebration, I thought I’d tell everyone aboutFree Cone Day.
What, you might ask, is Free Cone Day?
It’s simple. Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shops will be giving away ice cream cones. Tomorrow. Here are some step-by-step instructions that should help:
- Go to a Ben & Jerry’s store
- Obtain free ice cream
- Om nom nom nom
Simple enough, right?
And now back to the trenchant commentary for which I am notorious.