Senate Chaplain: Please deliver us from the morons and attention whores in this chamber, and rendereth your healing powers upon Norm Coleman’s gopher-fur toupee, in the name of the Lord, amen.
Chris Dodd: Let’s do dis.
Mitch McConnell: If you’re not putting on a rabbit suit and engaging in what I think the kids today call “yiffing,” you don’t have anything to worry about from being wiretapped!
Chuck Grassley: The phone companies are fine, patriotic corporate citizens who bent over their desks and took it just like your mom did. BOOYAH!
Saxby Chambliss: The only people opposed to spying on Americans are tinfoil-hat wearing 9/11 truthers.
(No, really. I can’t improve upon perfection. Scroll down to about 14:30.)
Orrin Hatch: We were ATTACKED! By TERRORISTS! In case you FORGOT!
Russ Feingold:Jesus, these people suck.
Chris Dodd: Word.
Ron Wyden:
A.