Simple enough, right?
Does the world ever seem absurd beyond reckoning to you?
Above, you will see an ice cube bin. You probably have one in your freezer. Well, I recently bought a new one, myself.
It’s an ice cube bin. Labeled as such. For the storage of ice cubes. In your average department store, they’re sold right next to the ice cube trays.
If this seems a little repetitive, please just bear with me.
When I got home, and proceeded to wash it, I peeled off the adhesive label. And, at this time, I took a close look. Here’s what it said:
Ice Cube Bin
- Holds up to 4 trays of ice
- Freezer/top rack dishwasher safe
Wait, what?
- Freezer/top rack dishwashersafe
Huh. Ya think?
I mean, was that really necessary? Does anyone make non-fucking-freezer-safe ice cube bins? Wouldn’t that be like making a non-oven-safe cookie sheet?
Sometimes, I just gotta scratch my head.