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My Friends Kick More Ass Than A Whole Temple Full Of Shaolin Monks


This shit is the shit.

Seriously, folks.

My friends are awesome.

Who gets Golden Eagle syrup in the mail? Somebody with some bad-ass friends, that’s who.

I’ma* make me some biscuits, and then make a pecan pie with what’s left over. 

Mmm-mm! 

What’s your perfect Sunday breakfast/brunch?

*For those of you from outside the Deep South–this is not a typo. “I’ma” is a widely used term that means “I am going to.” You use “I’ma” when you’re pressed for time, and do not have the luxury of drawling out “I’m fixin’ ta.”

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