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Crack Van Recap

Thanks to Leinie and Virgotex for saving transcripts. I’m having some kind of technical argument with the crack van of late. Mercifully, you’re all here for me.

First, the Palin Translations:

Athenae: I believe in stuff and things and words and mavericky mavericks and unicorns and don’t you want a shiny cotten candy flippy hair omg ponies!


suspect-device: I want to assure the american people that John McCain and I are going to fight hard and hit em again and go for the rebound! We’ll BEAT Parkside high!


outrage_broken: LALALALALA

The love for Joey:

virgotex: BAMA

locus: get up

BuggyQ: GET UPPPPP!!!!

outrage_broken: GETUP

Athenae: JUMP AROUND!

HoneyBearKelly: I grew up in East Harlem. When we had somebody down we stepped on their throat.

Doc6331: FUCK YEAH

spork_incident: Get up!


ServingPatriot: WAY TO GO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BuggyQ: Biden rocked this. Fucking rocked it.

dreamweaver3238: THAT IS HOW YOU WRAP IT UP

sent sound: bear-grizzly

And the postgame reviews of the reviewers:

theo.: get ready for tweety to cream


leinie: Jeebus. brokaw is the next up? Can they get him dried out by then?


Roadmaster: NPR – Palin “constantly colloquial.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Doc6331: Road: Translation FUCKING HICK


BuggyQ: The best they can say, “Well, it wasn’t a car wreck.”


thomas_w: It’s the “I am so drunk” edition of hardball!

A.

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