Thanks to Leinie and Virgotex for saving transcripts. I’m having some kind of technical argument with the crack van of late. Mercifully, you’re all here for me.
First, the Palin Translations:
Athenae: I believe in stuff and things and words and mavericky mavericks and unicorns and don’t you want a shiny cotten candy flippy hair omg ponies!
suspect-device: I want to assure the american people that John McCain and I are going to fight hard and hit em again and go for the rebound! We’ll BEAT Parkside high!
outrage_broken: LALALALALA
The love for Joey:
virgotex: BAMA
locus: get up
BuggyQ: GET UPPPPP!!!!
outrage_broken: GETUP
Athenae: JUMP AROUND!
HoneyBearKelly: I grew up in East Harlem. When we had somebody down we stepped on their throat.
Doc6331: FUCK YEAH
spork_incident: Get up!
ServingPatriot: WAY TO GO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BuggyQ: Biden rocked this. Fucking rocked it.
dreamweaver3238: THAT IS HOW YOU WRAP IT UP
sent sound: bear-grizzly
And the postgame reviews of the reviewers:
theo.: get ready for tweety to cream
leinie: Jeebus. brokaw is the next up? Can they get him dried out by then?
Roadmaster: NPR – Palin “constantly colloquial.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Doc6331: Road: Translation FUCKING HICK
BuggyQ: The best they can say, “Well, it wasn’t a car wreck.”
thomas_w: It’s the “I am so drunk” edition of hardball!
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