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Final Debate Crack Van Recap

Thanks as always to the transcription goddess leinie!

First, the meeting:

PompeoPosar: so whats the rules. “my friend” = 1 shot. “maverick = 1 shot. mccain freaks out and bursts into his natural form of a cloud of bats = 2 shots

karen_marie: i just got done watching a video interview of palin done in new hampshire recently
VforVirginia: karen did she rawk the constitution?
karen_marie: no but when asked about the “negative” campaigning, she shook her head and said “what are you talking about?”

leinie: Sheiffer: IT rubs the BBQ sauce on it’s skin or it gets the HOSE again.

suspect-device: okay new rule: anytime either candidate uses a verb, finish your drink

Then the whores:

leinie: AYERS
snart: Ayers
leinie: He said it.
Tommy_T1887: He did
Molly_Ivors: Here it comes…
Breny: Acorn, Ayers = distraction. People want to hear about the economy
DeeLoralei: tell the diff between voter registration fraud and voter fraud
Molly_Ivors: redefining “association”
BuggyQ: Who DO I associate with? YESSSS
Breny: WARREN BUFFETT
Roadmaster: Comeback – HERE ARE MY ASSOCIATES< BITCH!!
BuggyQ: FUCKING BRILLIANT
sent sound: home-run
krizriktr: I<3 this man
Tharn: Slam Dunk!!!
flory1219: YESSSSSSSSSS

Then the ACORNs:

Sinfonian: what the FUCK is the deal with ACORN?
Roadmaster: ACORN is the END OF ALL DEMOCRACY!!
suspect-device: ACORN has the BOMB
KarenNO: ACORN killed JFK
liprap: ACORN bombed the levees
Anon_From_Eschaton: ACORN made JMc a POW
Escariot: Acorn is run by Jane Fonda
liprap: ACORN wants to drill, drill, drill
liprap: ACORN caused the Frisco quake, along with Mame
danmcenroe: ACORN greenlit John from Cincinnati
Sinfonian: ACORN also cancelled Deadwood
Jack_K.: ACORN broke up the Beatles!
suspect-device: ACORN has the DEDUCT BOX
Anon_From_Eschaton: ACORN caused disco
Roadmaster: Acorn funded Steve Bartman!
Sinfonian: ACORN runs the Detroit Lions

Then the gerbils:

leinie: Remember Bob is like that gerbil up McCain’s butt

liprap: What’s the gerbil’s name? ACORN!!!!!

Then Obama won the debate, the election, a fair maiden’s hand in marriage, the throne of King Of The Space Pirates, and the Olympics all in less than four minutes:

A.

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