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Mine below the cut.
Like the Superfriends, but more nerdy and with better outfits:
Secretary of Defense: Wesley Clark (I know, way to go out on a limb, right?)
Secretary of the Interior: Al Gore
Secretary of State: JOHN F. “SCREW IT NOW I’M TALKING” KERRY, BITCHES
Attorney General: FITZMAS!!! Failing that, Chris Dodd
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Dennis Kucinich
Secretary of the Rally Monkey: Chris Dodd
Secretary of Let’s Deal With Fucking Poverty Already: John “Yes, I Know, Whatever, Shut Up” Edwards
Secretary of Energy: Al Gore (he can multitask)
Secretary of Education: Jonathan Kozol/Alex Kotlowitz
Too many white dudes, and severely unimaginative, I know. Somewhere in here I also want Hillary & Kathleen Sebelius in whatever jobs they’d like best. Secretary of Whatever You Want To Do Because You’ll Kick Ass At It. We can shuffle stuff around.
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